Tweets for 10/04/2008

10:49 am: Feeling the Chi-denfreude.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/946173157

12:29 pm: FINALLY, a call from a pollster. Asked what I thought of the President and Congress, but no five-scale about the voting public. Disapprove!
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/946262972

6:55 pm: Just flipped the calendar at BB State.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/946574185

Tweets for 10/02/2008

1:29 pm: I just put $10 on “walks off stage crying” at 125:1.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/943559021

5:30 pm: As well as $5 on recycling “Who am I? Why am I here?” on much shorter odds.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/943847635

Tweets for 09/29/2008

9:07 am: Had a dream that reality show-era Ozzy Osbourne was the lead singer for Metallica. They were awesome!
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/939150870

8:24 pm: Fuck you, October Gonzo.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/939939596

Tweets for 09/27/2008

7:25 pm: Got my second school to commit to the book, two to go.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/937573787

9:58 pm: Thank you, Cleveland!
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/937690022

Tweets for 09/24/2008

10:22 pm: When I try to B.S. my way through a response, I empty my lungs and blab around the topic in a low, scratchy tone. Sarah Palin does it too.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/933838268

Tweets for 09/22/2008

12:14 pm: Air conditioners: uninstallled!
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/930562918

Tweets for 09/18/2008

1:34 am: The internet is strange. http://ping.fm/PXK1v
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/925568141

Tweets for 09/17/2008

3:29 pm: Every time US Govt shows up on the Caller ID, my blood freezes.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/925021098

Tweets for 09/13/2008

1:12 pm: Dude, 4:10 looks like a boner.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/920257312