Tweets for 08/09/2008

10:18 pm: My body clock has been successfully inverted. Good morning!
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/882943043

Tweets for 08/08/2008

6:47 pm: I want to be in the business of telling you how I feel.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/882007048

9:11 pm: The Parade of Nations was two hours long. How much will NBC cut out?
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/882108574

Tweets for 08/06/2008

6:43 am: Weird Olympic results system delays and errors… shockah
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/879194437

9:01 am: Just a word about remote commentary: it always sounds like two people sitting on a couch watching the game. An MST3K overlay would be great.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/879282579

Tweets for 08/04/2008

7:08 pm: I thought iCarly was the blonde one.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/877690860

Tweets for 08/03/2008

2:12 pm: OK I love teh baseballs again: http://ping.fm/Nqx8Q vs. http://ping.fm/14YTJ
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/876534648

10:43 pm: A good general rule is to avoid negotiations with middle-aged women with very short hair and too much mascara. You will lose.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/876839596

Tweets for 08/01/2008

11:51 pm: Watching Andruw Jones and Manny Ramirez run like Weebles towards a ball hit into the gap… I LIVE FOR THIS, MOTHERF*****S
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/875359215

at Pawtucket 8, Rochester 7 (AAA)

Tweets for 07/30/2008

11:49 am: Trying to make a list of shitty soundtrack songs from movies with plots that hinge on that song deeply affecting lives, charting at #1, etc. http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/872694855
11:55 pm: Let me be the first to recommend a trade of Manny Ramirez for Brett Favre.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/873286265

Tweets for 07/29/2008

6:18 pm: I really hope body wash, detailer sponges and Nutrisystem are all part of an Illuminati plot to turn American Man Men into gay Europeans.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/872001641

9:40 pm: They call me MC Crunchwrap Supreme. Bitch.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/872148980

Tweets for 07/28/2008

4:49 am: This Wynton Marsalis-Willie Nelson collaboration CD is the kind of crap that attracts soccer moms and Grammys. Yuck for the rest of us.
http://twitter.com/whelliston/statuses/870377172